As a well-known temptress of song, beautician extraordinaire, and confidante to the jet set, the author has eaten in all kinds of places. Now maybe this down home trailer park gal is just spoiled when it comes to food, but have mercy, some of that stuff she wouldn't have fed to her cousin Earl's three-legged dog. There are three things the trailer park women are good at: holdin' their liquor, jackin' their hair to the heavens, and cookin'. At the High Chaparral Trailer Park in Pangburn, Arkansas have sinned holdin' onto their best recipes tighter than a televangelist's hands on a widow's checkbook. No more! Right here on these pages are more than 100 of their most delicious and cheap recipes with everything from appetizers, beverages, and entrees, to the Holy trinity of trailer park cuisine - cookies, cakes and icing.