Some early reviews that appear in this bookThe sort of book that once put down you can't pick up again. Sir Maurice Bowra, English literary criticYou're going to like this. not a lot. Paul Daniels, magicianIf books can be said to smell; this one smells of stale beds and damp sheets. Eamon Dunphy, Millwall footballerThis has the style of being knocked up on a condemned typewriter in a garden shed in Wapping. FOULFrom the moment I picked up your book till the moment I put it down I was convulsed w